I didn't Need to Know That!

A lady is pulling out her Driver License for me to see before I accept her check for payment. She stops and looks at it for a few moments. Maybe she's checking to make sure its not a credit card. (People do that all the time, hand me the wrong thing.) But then she keeps looking at it, stares at it intently for what seems like forever!

"Oh my, look how heavy I was in this picture. My cheeks are huge" she says!

I'm not gonna tell this lady, "Yeah. You were fat." So I just grin a bit, take it, write down her license number on the check and hand it back to her.

But then she, yet again, starts staring at it! Then, I suppose to justify the akward moment, proceeds to explain to me:

"This was before I had the bacterial infection in my bowels. I lost a lot of weight after that. Ten pounds in a week!"

Um...that's gross! I did not need to know that!